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There could eventually be some stories here about the teams history or orgin story or something, but Coco is such a bitch it probably won't ever happen.

Pillows Standings
  • The Truth Hurts 2-0
  • Mrs Gander If Ya Nasty 2-0
  • Your Mom Is McNasty 1-1
  • Laces Out 1-1
  • Enter The Hampocalypse 0-2
  • Sweet F'n Hushpuppies 0-2
Blankets Standings
  • One Girl One Kupp 2-0
  • Gung-Ho Guns 1-1
  • Funky Junkies 1-1
  • Eggless Elites 1-1
  • Steve's Mullets 0-1-1
  • Renegade Ravens 0-1-1
Nuggets From The Czar

Did You Know?

In a wild twist, whoever is left at the end of this season will have the chance to decide the future, for better or worse.

Czar's Picks
Week 1 - 3/6
Week 2 - 2/6
Season - 5/12 (41.6%)
Czar's Mood -
Timeline Trophies

The Special 2 Trophies

  • Highest Score - Gung-Ho Guns - 130
  • Lowest Score - Junkies - 48
  • Biggest Win - One Girl - 128-78 (50)
  • Biggest Loss - Eggless - 78-128 (50)
  • Lowest Winning Score - Eggless - 64
  • Longest Winning Streak - (Coming Soon)
  • Longest Losing Streak - (Coming Soon)
  • Most Points For - (Coming Soon)
  • Most Points Against - (Coming Soon)
  • Most Players Of The Week - (Coming Soon)

Player Of The Week

  • Week 1 - Mrs. Gander - Dallas D/ST - 35
  • Week 2 - One Girl - D. Jones - 29

The Movie 3 Final

  • Highest Score - Laces Out - 149
  • Lowest Score - Guns - 33
  • Biggest Win - Laces - 149-59 (90)
  • Biggest Loss - Mullets - 59-149 (90)
  • Lowest Winning Score - Ravens - 60-50 vs Mrs G
  • Longest Win Streak - The Coco - 7
  • Longest Losing Streak - Mullets - 9
  • Pillows Division Champ - I Don't Want No Egg
  • Blankets Division Champ - The Coco
  • The Movie 3 Champion -I Don't Want No Egg

All-Time

  • Longest Win Streak - Hams(S3), Coco(M3) - 7
  • Longest Losing Streak - missiles - 12 (M2)
  • Highest Score - Ravenettes - 180 (S2)
  • Lowest Score - missiles - 29 (S3)
  • Biggest Win - Ravenettes - 180-62 by 118 (S2)
  • Biggest Loss - missiles - 62-180 by 118 (S2)
  • Lowest Winning Score - Revivalists 54-45 Red Curls (S4)
  • Most Points For - Hams - 1493 (SP1)
  • Most Points Against - Hams - 1364 (S1)
  • Most Players Of The Week -
  • Best Player (Week) -
  • Best Player (Year) -
  • Most Moves In A Season - Eggs - 59 (M3)
  • Best Regular Season Record - Coco - 12-2 (M3)
  • Worst Regular Season Record - missiles 1-12 (M2)
  • Most Playoff Appearances -
  • Most Playoff Wins -
  • Most Championships - GOATs - 3 (S3, S5, M1)
  • Nona-Double - Red Curls (M2)
  • Nona-Single - missiles (M2)
Speak Up
I'm pretty sure he's saying, 'Coco Sucks!'
Championship Trophy

Look at this smug bastard. Enjoy your ill-gotten gains while you can. Want to see something even dumber, hover over that smiling mug above and be amazed.