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League History

The history of The Darkest Timeline has always been shrouded in secrecy and mystery. Maybe someday it will all be unraveled here, but I doubt it cause Chase won't allow it, and also he wears panties.

The Darkest Timeline - The Special Draft Day!

2022 Draft Day Poster

2022 Season Trailer

2021 Draft Day Poster

2020 Draft Day Poster

2020 Season Trailer

2019 Draft Day Poster

2019 Season Poster

Pillows Standings
  • The Truth Hurts 2-0
  • Mrs Gander If Ya Nasty 2-0
  • Your Mom Is McNasty 1-1
  • Laces Out 1-1
  • Enter The Hampocalypse 0-2
  • Sweet F'n Hushpuppies 0-2
Blankets Standings
  • One Girl One Kupp 2-0
  • Gung-Ho Guns 1-1
  • Funky Junkies 1-1
  • Eggless Elites 1-1
  • Steve's Mullets 0-1-1
  • Renegade Ravens 0-1-1
Nuggets From The Czar

Did You Know?

In a wild twist, whoever is left at the end of this season will have the chance to decide the future, for better or worse.

Czar's Picks
Week 1 - 3/6
Week 2 - 2/6
Season - 5/12 (41.6%)
Czar's Mood -
Timeline Trophies

The Special 2 Trophies

  • Highest Score - Gung-Ho Guns - 130
  • Lowest Score - Junkies - 48
  • Biggest Win - One Girl - 128-78 (50)
  • Biggest Loss - Eggless - 78-128 (50)
  • Lowest Winning Score - Eggless - 64
  • Longest Winning Streak - (Coming Soon)
  • Longest Losing Streak - (Coming Soon)
  • Most Points For - (Coming Soon)
  • Most Points Against - (Coming Soon)
  • Most Players Of The Week - (Coming Soon)

Player Of The Week

  • Week 1 - Mrs. Gander - Dallas D/ST - 35
  • Week 2 - One Girl - D. Jones - 29

The Movie 3 Final

  • Highest Score - Laces Out - 149
  • Lowest Score - Guns - 33
  • Biggest Win - Laces - 149-59 (90)
  • Biggest Loss - Mullets - 59-149 (90)
  • Lowest Winning Score - Ravens - 60-50 vs Mrs G
  • Longest Win Streak - The Coco - 7
  • Longest Losing Streak - Mullets - 9
  • Pillows Division Champ - I Don't Want No Egg
  • Blankets Division Champ - The Coco
  • The Movie 3 Champion -I Don't Want No Egg

All-Time

  • Longest Win Streak - Hams(S3), Coco(M3) - 7
  • Longest Losing Streak - missiles - 12 (M2)
  • Highest Score - Ravenettes - 180 (S2)
  • Lowest Score - missiles - 29 (S3)
  • Biggest Win - Ravenettes - 180-62 by 118 (S2)
  • Biggest Loss - missiles - 62-180 by 118 (S2)
  • Lowest Winning Score - Revivalists 54-45 Red Curls (S4)
  • Most Points For - Hams - 1493 (SP1)
  • Most Points Against - Hams - 1364 (S1)
  • Most Players Of The Week -
  • Best Player (Week) -
  • Best Player (Year) -
  • Most Moves In A Season - Eggs - 59 (M3)
  • Best Regular Season Record - Coco - 12-2 (M3)
  • Worst Regular Season Record - missiles 1-12 (M2)
  • Most Playoff Appearances -
  • Most Playoff Wins -
  • Most Championships - GOATs - 3 (S3, S5, M1)
  • Nona-Double - Red Curls (M2)
  • Nona-Single - missiles (M2)
Speak Up
I'm pretty sure he's saying, 'Coco Sucks!'
Championship Trophy

Look at this smug bastard. Enjoy your ill-gotten gains while you can. Want to see something even dumber, hover over that smiling mug above and be amazed.