
The Darkest Timeline:The Special - Summer Camp
Season 10 - Final Stats Roundup
Final Standings
1 - Sweet F'n Hushpuppies (9-5)
2 - Chump No Egg (8-6)
3 - Laces Out (8-6)
4 - Enter The Hampocalypse (11-3)
5 - Coco Mulligans (8-6)
6 - Gung-Ho Guns (9-5)
7 - Russell Hustle (5-9)
8 - Your Mom Is McNasty (4-9-1)
9 - Steve's Mullets (5-9)
10 - Funky Junkies (5-8-1)
11 - Them Ravens (7-7)
12 - Mrs Gander If Yas Nasty (4-10)
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Czar's Picks
Week 1 - 5/6
Week 2 - 4/6
Week 3 - 5/6
Week 4 - 3/6
Week 5 - 4/6
Week 6 - 2/6
Week 7 - 0/6
Week 8 - 2/6
Week 9 - 2/6
Week 10 - 2/6
Week 11 - 1/6
Week 12 - 3/6
Week 13 - 3/6
Week 14 - 3/6
Week 15 - 3/6
Week 16 - 4/6
Week 17 - 4/6
Season - 50/102 (49%)
Season Trophies
- Highest Score - Hams - 174
- Lowest Score - Gung-Ho Guns - 33
- Biggest Win - Hams - 174-73 (101)
- Biggest Loss - Junkies - 73-174 (101)
- Lowest Winning Score - Mulligans - 59 (vs Hushpups 56)
- Longest Winning Streak - Eggs - 6
- Longest Losing Streak - Mrs Ganders - 8
- Most Points For - Hams - 1493
- Most Points Against - Junkies - 1317
- Most Players Of The Week - Junkies - 4
- Most Likable Camper -
- The Smelly Kid -
- Camp Bully -
- Best Camp Counselor -
- Pillows Division Champ - Hushpups
- Blankest Division Champ - Hams
- Summer Camp Champion - Hushpups!
Player Of The Week
- Week 1 - Hams (P.Mahomes 34)
- Week 2 - Mulligans (L. Jackson 41)
- Week 3 - Mulligans (L. Jackson 38)
- Week 4 - Mrs Ganders (T. Hockenson 31)
- Week 5 - Junkies (J. Allen 34)
- Week 6 - Eggs (J. Burrow 32)
- Week 7 - Eggs (J. Burrow 39)
- Week 8 - Ravens (Brown 33)/McNastys (Henry 33)
- Week 9 - Hams (J. Mixon 50)
- Week 10 - Junkies (J. Fields 38)
- Week 11 - Junkies (T. Kelce 29)
- Week 12 - Hams (J. Jacobs 41)
- Week 13 - Guns (J. Hurts 34)
- Week 14 - Guns (J. Hurts 29)
- Week 15 - Junkies (J. Allen 35)
- Week 16 - Mulligans (D. Prescott 27)
- Week 17 - McNastys (M. Evans 38)
Pillows Standings
- The Truth Hurts 2-0
- Mrs Gander If Ya Nasty 2-0
- Your Mom Is McNasty 1-1
- Laces Out 1-1
- Enter The Hampocalypse 0-2
- Sweet F'n Hushpuppies 0-2
Blankets Standings
- One Girl One Kupp 2-0
- Gung-Ho Guns 1-1
- Funky Junkies 1-1
- Eggless Elites 1-1
- Steve's Mullets 0-1-1
- Renegade Ravens 0-1-1
Nuggets From The Czar
Did You Know?
In a wild twist, whoever is left at the end of this season will have the chance to decide the future, for better or worse.
Czar's Picks
Week 1 - 3/6
Week 2 - 2/6
Season - 5/12 (41.6%)
Czar's Mood -
Timeline Trophies
The Special 2 Trophies
- Highest Score - Gung-Ho Guns - 130
- Lowest Score - Junkies - 48
- Biggest Win - One Girl - 128-78 (50)
- Biggest Loss - Eggless - 78-128 (50)
- Lowest Winning Score - Eggless - 64
- Longest Winning Streak - (Coming Soon)
- Longest Losing Streak - (Coming Soon)
- Most Points For - (Coming Soon)
- Most Points Against - (Coming Soon)
- Most Players Of The Week - (Coming Soon)
Player Of The Week
- Week 1 - Mrs. Gander - Dallas D/ST - 35
- Week 2 - One Girl - D. Jones - 29
The Movie 3 Final
- Highest Score - Laces Out - 149
- Lowest Score - Guns - 33
- Biggest Win - Laces - 149-59 (90)
- Biggest Loss - Mullets - 59-149 (90)
- Lowest Winning Score - Ravens - 60-50 vs Mrs G
- Longest Win Streak - The Coco - 7
- Longest Losing Streak - Mullets - 9
- Pillows Division Champ - I Don't Want No Egg
- Blankets Division Champ - The Coco
- The Movie 3 Champion -I Don't Want No Egg
All-Time
- Longest Win Streak - Hams(S3), Coco(M3) - 7
- Longest Losing Streak - missiles - 12 (M2)
- Highest Score - Ravenettes - 180 (S2)
- Lowest Score - missiles - 29 (S3)
- Biggest Win - Ravenettes - 180-62 by 118 (S2)
- Biggest Loss - missiles - 62-180 by 118 (S2)
- Lowest Winning Score - Revivalists 54-45 Red Curls (S4)
- Most Points For - Hams - 1493 (SP1)
- Most Points Against - Hams - 1364 (S1)
- Most Players Of The Week -
- Best Player (Week) -
- Best Player (Year) -
- Most Moves In A Season - Eggs - 59 (M3)
- Best Regular Season Record - Coco - 12-2 (M3)
- Worst Regular Season Record - missiles 1-12 (M2)
- Most Playoff Appearances -
- Most Playoff Wins -
- Most Championships - GOATs - 3 (S3, S5, M1)
- Nona-Double - Red Curls (M2)
- Nona-Single - missiles (M2)
Championship Trophy


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