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Season 10 - Final Stats Roundup

Final Standings
1 - Sweet F'n Hushpuppies (9-5)
2 - Chump No Egg (8-6)
3 - Laces Out (8-6)
4 - Enter The Hampocalypse (11-3)
5 - Coco Mulligans (8-6)
6 - Gung-Ho Guns (9-5)
7 - Russell Hustle (5-9)
8 - Your Mom Is McNasty (4-9-1)
9 - Steve's Mullets (5-9)
10 - Funky Junkies (5-8-1)
11 - Them Ravens (7-7)
12 - Mrs Gander If Yas Nasty (4-10)

Merit Badge Roundup!

Sweet F'n Hushpuppies
Chump No Egg
Laces Out
Enter The Hampocalypse
Coco Mulligans
Gung-Ho Guns
Russell Hustle
Your Mom Is McNasty
Steve's Mullets
Funky Junkies
Them Ravens
Mrs Gander If Ya Nasty
Czar's Picks
Week 1 - 5/6
Week 2 - 4/6
Week 3 - 5/6
Week 4 - 3/6
Week 5 - 4/6
Week 6 - 2/6
Week 7 - 0/6
Week 8 - 2/6
Week 9 - 2/6
Week 10 - 2/6
Week 11 - 1/6
Week 12 - 3/6
Week 13 - 3/6
Week 14 - 3/6
Week 15 - 3/6
Week 16 - 4/6
Week 17 - 4/6
Season - 50/102 (49%)
Season Trophies
  • Highest Score - Hams - 174
  • Lowest Score - Gung-Ho Guns - 33
  • Biggest Win - Hams - 174-73 (101)
  • Biggest Loss - Junkies - 73-174 (101)
  • Lowest Winning Score - Mulligans - 59 (vs Hushpups 56)
  • Longest Winning Streak - Eggs - 6
  • Longest Losing Streak - Mrs Ganders - 8
  • Most Points For - Hams - 1493
  • Most Points Against - Junkies - 1317
  • Most Players Of The Week - Junkies - 4
  • Most Likable Camper -
  • The Smelly Kid -
  • Camp Bully -
  • Best Camp Counselor -
  • Pillows Division Champ - Hushpups
  • Blankest Division Champ - Hams
  • Summer Camp Champion - Hushpups!
Player Of The Week
  • Week 1 - Hams (P.Mahomes 34)
  • Week 2 - Mulligans (L. Jackson 41)
  • Week 3 - Mulligans (L. Jackson 38)
  • Week 4 - Mrs Ganders (T. Hockenson 31)
  • Week 5 - Junkies (J. Allen 34)
  • Week 6 - Eggs (J. Burrow 32)
  • Week 7 - Eggs (J. Burrow 39)
  • Week 8 - Ravens (Brown 33)/McNastys (Henry 33)
  • Week 9 - Hams (J. Mixon 50)
  • Week 10 - Junkies (J. Fields 38)
  • Week 11 - Junkies (T. Kelce 29)
  • Week 12 - Hams (J. Jacobs 41)
  • Week 13 - Guns (J. Hurts 34)
  • Week 14 - Guns (J. Hurts 29)
  • Week 15 - Junkies (J. Allen 35)
  • Week 16 - Mulligans (D. Prescott 27)
  • Week 17 - McNastys (M. Evans 38)
Pillows Standings
  • The Truth Hurts 2-0
  • Mrs Gander If Ya Nasty 2-0
  • Your Mom Is McNasty 1-1
  • Laces Out 1-1
  • Enter The Hampocalypse 0-2
  • Sweet F'n Hushpuppies 0-2
Blankets Standings
  • One Girl One Kupp 2-0
  • Gung-Ho Guns 1-1
  • Funky Junkies 1-1
  • Eggless Elites 1-1
  • Steve's Mullets 0-1-1
  • Renegade Ravens 0-1-1
Nuggets From The Czar

Did You Know?

In a wild twist, whoever is left at the end of this season will have the chance to decide the future, for better or worse.

Czar's Picks
Week 1 - 3/6
Week 2 - 2/6
Season - 5/12 (41.6%)
Czar's Mood -
Timeline Trophies

The Special 2 Trophies

  • Highest Score - Gung-Ho Guns - 130
  • Lowest Score - Junkies - 48
  • Biggest Win - One Girl - 128-78 (50)
  • Biggest Loss - Eggless - 78-128 (50)
  • Lowest Winning Score - Eggless - 64
  • Longest Winning Streak - (Coming Soon)
  • Longest Losing Streak - (Coming Soon)
  • Most Points For - (Coming Soon)
  • Most Points Against - (Coming Soon)
  • Most Players Of The Week - (Coming Soon)

Player Of The Week

  • Week 1 - Mrs. Gander - Dallas D/ST - 35
  • Week 2 - One Girl - D. Jones - 29

The Movie 3 Final

  • Highest Score - Laces Out - 149
  • Lowest Score - Guns - 33
  • Biggest Win - Laces - 149-59 (90)
  • Biggest Loss - Mullets - 59-149 (90)
  • Lowest Winning Score - Ravens - 60-50 vs Mrs G
  • Longest Win Streak - The Coco - 7
  • Longest Losing Streak - Mullets - 9
  • Pillows Division Champ - I Don't Want No Egg
  • Blankets Division Champ - The Coco
  • The Movie 3 Champion -I Don't Want No Egg

All-Time

  • Longest Win Streak - Hams(S3), Coco(M3) - 7
  • Longest Losing Streak - missiles - 12 (M2)
  • Highest Score - Ravenettes - 180 (S2)
  • Lowest Score - missiles - 29 (S3)
  • Biggest Win - Ravenettes - 180-62 by 118 (S2)
  • Biggest Loss - missiles - 62-180 by 118 (S2)
  • Lowest Winning Score - Revivalists 54-45 Red Curls (S4)
  • Most Points For - Hams - 1493 (SP1)
  • Most Points Against - Hams - 1364 (S1)
  • Most Players Of The Week -
  • Best Player (Week) -
  • Best Player (Year) -
  • Most Moves In A Season - Eggs - 59 (M3)
  • Best Regular Season Record - Coco - 12-2 (M3)
  • Worst Regular Season Record - missiles 1-12 (M2)
  • Most Playoff Appearances -
  • Most Playoff Wins -
  • Most Championships - GOATs - 3 (S3, S5, M1)
  • Nona-Double - Red Curls (M2)
  • Nona-Single - missiles (M2)
Speak Up
I'm pretty sure he's saying, 'Coco Sucks!'
Championship Trophy

Look at this smug bastard. Enjoy your ill-gotten gains while you can. Want to see something even dumber, hover over that smiling mug above and be amazed.